the difference IS real!

Dear Runza,
I wanted to blog about you today. I wanted to tell everyone how much I love your cabbagey 'ovenstuff'd' goodness, how perfect your french fries are even though I don't really eat french fries anymore. I WAS GONNA TAKE A FREAKIN' PICTURE. But then you forgot to give me my ding dang Miller & Paine cinnamon roll! The wedding is off. I hate you.

Your FORMER Runzatic (which by the way is stupid and should be Runzanatic),
Jessica